
So, a lot of people have been asking how Person came to adopt me. Here is my story:
When Person is upset about something, she has a picture of a baby penguin - he looks all AAAUUUGGGHHH!!! - that she sets as her profile picture. It's a sign to people that know her that she is having a Difficult Time. More often than not, she is having a Difficult Time because of her upcoming trial; she gets very aggravated when things are not progressing the way she wishes they would. She is ready to face the Very Bad Man in court!
Because of the penguin picture, Person's father started calling her Baby Penguin - she is sweet and cuddly and nice most of the time, but when she is Upset... watch out!
When Person is stressed, she tends to slide her necklace charms (a tiny silver space shuttle, her diamond cross, and a Fearlessness (the motto of one of the sexual assault survivors' groups she belongs to) pendant back-and-forth-and-back-and-forth; she finds this comforting. Although comforting, it is also a visible gesture; she knows that she will be stressed when she is testifying against the Very Bad Man at his trial.
So one weekend, Person and her Friends went to a Renaissance Faire in Virginia. While she was at the Faire, she went into one of the vendors' booths; they were selling things made of alpaca wool. The second she saw me, she knew she had come up with the solution to keeping herself comforted in the courtroom: she would hold me in her hands while she testified.
When Person got home that evening, she posted a picture of me on her Facebook page and asked her Friends to help name me. Quite a few names were put on the table, but the second she saw the one Friend Stephanie suggested, she knew it was the PERFECT name for me: Alot. One of Person's favorite "irreverent humor" websites is called "Hyperbole and a Half"; one of the posts was about how people misspell the term "a lot" as "Alot" - she talks about how, whenever she sees the word "alot", she thinks about a mythical creature made of whatever the person is talking about "alot" of. Friend Stephanie suggested that I could represent a lot of things in my Person's life: Alot of Courage, Alot of Strength, Alot of Bravery.
All of Person's Friends thought Alot was a GREAT name for me. Someone suggested that she add "Sir" because she found me at a Renaissance Faire. And Sir Alot was born!